An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
by badboyCHANCE October 24, 2010
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When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!
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A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
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A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
by brianurlacher54 December 2, 2008
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a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011
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