Manchester United

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.

Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"

by Misha A July 8, 2011

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is NOT England.

England, Scotland and Wales are the countries which make the term 'Great Britain. '
Ireland is a separate country which is split between- Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland. Only Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom.

So, the United Kingdom is Great Britain ( England, Scotland, Wales) and Northern Ireland.

The proper name for the UK is ' The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'

by Decebel1 March 2, 2015

hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

Unipegasaraus

Is a unicorn/pegasus/dinosaur

It's a mythical creature

Look! There's a unipegasaraus!
Yeah right! Everyone knows that they're mythical

by ceecee.N November 1, 2010