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turdslurp

a sexual event in where either members engaged in intercourse can insert a snorkle into the anus of his/her partner. With the snorkle inserted to the desired depth, the partner conducting the "turdslurp" procedes to "slurp" out the anus of his/her partner
Janet turdslurped Henry with Franklin's new snorkle
by The Doctorb "B for Bargain" December 9, 2008
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turds in the toilet

Refers to niggers in a toilet.
Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.
by APPUM April 18, 2017
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turdsnatcher

One who acts in a manner akin to someone who would actually steal a turd....an asshole!
A patron at a restaurant who puts his/her hand in the mint bowl and drops a few back into the bowl.....what a turdsnatcher!
by JS 827CA October 13, 2006
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Sunday school turds

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
by Warnhubb November 18, 2007
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turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.
Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.
by Robert Warren September 10, 2008
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turds

Another word for shit or crap, used primarily in Scottish slang.
The English are a load of turds.
by clipperthief April 7, 2005
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