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trumpet

God: I play the trumpet.

Chuck Norris: No kidding? You too?

Ryan Seacrest: I play the clarinet...
by Carthill July 6, 2010
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Spunk Trumpet

The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
by cleftistecho March 31, 2017
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Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
by -Roachy- February 4, 2009
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dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.
by Matthew January 20, 2004
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Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008
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Two man trumpet

When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.
"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018
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Trumpetface

A reference to the face a person makes while giving a blowjob.
"Steven couldn't help but laugh when he noticed Monica's trumpetface during the blowski."

"Check her out, she has a great trumpetface!"
by k Erb January 10, 2009
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