dumb treed

Getting so stoned that you're dumber than normal

sally got dumb treed .

by jacob mclovn July 3, 2017

Treedophile

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant

Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile

by Nickbowks June 20, 2009

happy-treed

drunk, wasted, boozed...etc.

dude, your party was so sick last night.

uhhh, i don't remember, i was so fucking happy-treed!

by jen16 January 10, 2008

Treed

To be insanely high on pot to the point of Levitation.

He is so treed!

by little f'er May 12, 2003

Treed

What happens to cats when they get chased by dogs/kids/etc, and end up in a tree to escape.

That cat got treed.

by Willoe July 4, 2011

Treed

1.Being of a higher social class than you are expected and or suppose to be in.

2. Being more sucessful in life than you should be.
3. Alternative Rock Artists

Tom: did you see the new bum they hired here?
Joe: I know! Look at the way he dresses, he is treed.

by TreedMan101 June 6, 2009

Treedog

A stinky dog (occasionally used for hunting) that is chained to a tree for most if not all of it's life. NEVER gets a bath.

Guy 1: "Dude your treedog smells like ass"
Guy 2: "Sure nuff... wanna take him huntin'?"
Guy 1: "Nahh, lets get another beer"

by ChevyHD October 2, 2011