tobiasjellybean

The gayest and most sexy man to ever walk the surface of the earth

“ZOINKS tobiasjellybean is over there”

by Tobiasjellybean November 29, 2020

Tobias

A legend and Vice King of Retardonia.
Pronounced To-bee-iss

Tobias is the king so don't disobey him.

by SMUG KING December 26, 2020

Tobias

Cute , kinda tall, & Destinee’s boyfriend🤟🏼

Her: is that Tobias
Him: “yea but he’s married to Destinee”
Destinee : he ate my booty too☺️

by Iamhererightnowe February 14, 2021

Tobias

Tobias is a short and sweet guy.
A Tobias usually is around 150cm tall

Oh do you ser that sexy midget over there? Yes, he must be Tobias

by REALIron_Mart March 7, 2021

tobysexual

someone who feels sexual attraction towards toby Cavanaugh regardless of their gender

molly, stop drooling over toby cavanaugh. she gotta be tobysexual

by tattybattylatty March 13, 2021

Tobias

Tall and very hot he likes me a lot

Tobias is such a hunk

by Chimp hunters April 22, 2021

Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021