texual harassment

When you make a person uncomfortable through a series of lewd, provocative text messages.

Bro I continuously text Angie to send me a pic of her ass in a pink g-string. She accused me of texual harassment and blocked my messages.

by Brando the commando March 16, 2014

textually overanalyztical

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.

"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."

by ALJOVIDO January 4, 2008

Textually Addict

A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.

Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.

Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.

Josh: You are a textually addict.

by joshwua915 October 21, 2011

textually

Adverb describing interactions via text messaging.

I have just been textually abused.

by coachgirl1 April 25, 2011

Textually Impaired

A person who has great trouble SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good at it. An SMS response from a textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.

(Sent in a text message) 'You can call me if you're that textually impaired.'

"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."

by Commander Awesome December 24, 2007

texuality

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.

Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!

by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009

textural cramp

Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.

I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.

Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.

I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.

by SneffSneff January 9, 2010