riding the tractor

Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.

Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!

by CHRIS LANE BITCH!! April 30, 2008

Soviet Tractor Factory

To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).

"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".

by Le Dangle September 18, 2010

Cranks my Tractor

When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!

When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!

by The farmer's wife July 28, 2009

Big Green Tractor

A way to say he has a huge dick.

huge Big Green Tractor

by An6 February 10, 2012

ass tractor

Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.

Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.

by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

Frisco Tractor

Frisco Tractor relates to the American version of the Chelsea Tractor. A 4x4 vehicle which will never see use off road or reacts like a car to offroad situations (such as mud, ice or snow)...

LMAO, look @ those Frisco Tractors doing 5MPH on dry pavement... I think they are scared of a little snow...

Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...

by iam-zero- February 22, 2011

Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020