free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Short Timers

Book by Gustav Hasford describing his experiences in the Vietnam War.

Later made into a movie by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal Jacket, starring Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey and others.

The Short Timers is the book that the movie Full Metal Jacket is based on.

by EveryMnwe October 23, 2007

Timer

A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.

"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"

by Yo Melissa Ho October 27, 2005

Tomer

DUMBASS

Tomer: HI my names, Tomer.
Anyone Else: Haha, Dumbass

by EzraEzra July 14, 2020

Tamer

A small child who has the mental capacity of a retarded giraffe. He also get mad over any thing including talking about he old facebook profile from 2015 (facebook.com/tamer.shoukri)

Guy 1: Tamer is soo gay and a fag
Tamer: Shut up bro you are soo gay

by Snicker Bread February 18, 2020

Tomer

A dumbass caught up in their own glory. They think they are cool, but they are not. Nerdy, games on pc.
Thinks their own joke is funny, but it's not. Usually weak. An all around jackass.

"Hey, look at that lonely-ass bitch"
"Yeah, that must be a Tomer"

by yack yahen February 10, 2021