tarnished

(adj): useless, unattractive, or unappealing an any way; describes someone or something that is all-around poor in quality

\Example 1\
Person 1: Imma keep it real witcho ass chief these Fritos taste like trash.
Person 2: Yeah that shit's tarnished

\Example 2\
Person 1: Bro that bitch Vanessa fine af no cap
Person 2: Nah bro her cheeks nice but that face be tarnished as a mf.

\Example 3\
Person 1: Yo these J's hard af bruh
Person 2: Nah these shits tarnished no cap

by Real Yung Ninja June 12, 2018

Adventurd Tards

Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.

Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show

Friend: Adventure Time

Me: ok.... Explain Why

Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme

Me: Really? are you F**king Serious

Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?

Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....

by bigDood247 April 28, 2013

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

tarnished ring

old,junk, or garbage

Gurl i thought u was still goin out wit him!

Gurl bye! He was a tarnished ring.

by iLl Ma March 22, 2006

tardish

Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.

lolz (as opposed to LOL)
omgz (as opposed to OMG)

by ASIO_BOB February 26, 2004

Tardilicious!

A man who is immensely attractive and fit, but mentally deficient in so many ways that he is only good for intercourse and to look at.

A: Girl, your boyfriend is so cute, but so stupid!
B: I know, Girl! He's so tardilicious!

by Christine Pinheiro June 12, 2007

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008