splinter

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

by Zedonks March 11, 2009

Semen Slinger

Another word for a male porn star or gay man.

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016

yoghurt slinger

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013