Spicy Pterodactyl

When you are having sex with your lady and you flip her over and insert salad tongs in her butthole so you get a nice gaping target in which to simultaneously urinate and pour Tabasco Sauce into.

That chick was so cool she even let me finish her off with the spicy pterodactyl!

by Max Natural May 9, 2009

Spicy Bidet

The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.

My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.

by sgbrewers April 16, 2013

Spicy Tracy

The process of having intercourse with an unconscious, intoxicated woman, then feeding on the buffalo wings that she regurgitates onto her own breasts.

To a lesser degree, the process of licking your own finger during intercourse, after clearing a woman's airway to prevent choking, may also be considered a Spicy Tracy.

Bill: "If you were awake, you would be having the time of your life, baby"
Tracy: "urggg....hwahhh...gurg, gurg"
Bill: "Whoa.....I think its time for a Spicy Tracy!"
Homeless Man: "Hey, get out of my alley!"

by bergstrom January 11, 2009

Spicy McHaggis

I don’t know what you all are talking about and who drank all my beer?

Spicy McHaggis one hell of a guy.

by MrMcHaggis October 2, 2021

Spicy scale

A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.

1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups

14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail

How far are you on the spicy scale?

by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015

Spicy lemonade

When you're Spicy and sour but also super chill

Wow, do you know her?
Yeah she's some spicy lemonade

Yeah I know

by FruitSnacks_ February 12, 2017

spicy gay

the opposite of a spicy straight;

a gay person who claims they would kiss, hug, bang, etc, a woman but wouldn’t “date a woman”

“rebecca is hot, id kiss her. i wouldn’t date her though.”

“dude you’re a spicy gay”

by gay hater (i’m gay btw) November 17, 2021