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Sober Vision

The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.

Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.

How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.
by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010
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sober as dover

Steven mate how pissed are you?

Sober as Dover my friend, sober as Dover
by Dyhcyin December 15, 2017
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sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.
One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
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Soberenity

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.
I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.
by Toddsterx April 11, 2008
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sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high
(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.
by Pagz June 18, 2006
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soberspect

Soberly reflecting on the previous night's drunken stupor and wishing you hadn't done something embarrassing.
In soberspect I wish I hadn't spit ice down the front of that woman's shirt.
by rio rio 67 September 22, 2010
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Soberback

Anyone who intentionally stays sober during an alcohol-infested party making sure no one gets in too much trouble to get the police involved.
Bro, the cops would've totally chucked our curb had Jerry not been our soberback last night! Yeah Jerry!!
by AWw YEAHH March 19, 2011
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