News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian

I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles

by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019

smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

smartieeeee

Someone who is passive aggressive and would rather write insults about someone than tell it to her face. Is mad he got rejected....again.

smartieeeee: Man she is such a prude!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

Smartical

Adj- a word use to give an intellectual compliment to one or many groups of people or things.

Kevin is a real Smartical person when it come to giving facts to the children.

by Bert and Ernie January 11, 2017

smartiate

Somebody that's aware that their smart but uses their brains in a stupid manner. In most cases, they get so full of themselves to point where all they want to do is show everybody how smart they are. However, in reality every word that comes out of their mouth is utter and complete nonsensense, mainly because it is. They begin to lie about how impressive there life is and how their ahead of you, but truthfully they don't have a job. Once you put this person in a nice shirt and tie, then they truly become a fuckbag, especially is college/university setting.

Dam smartiates! Always talking about something so complex to the point where it doesn't even make sense!

by TheRamblingWIzard December 12, 2017