jibe 'n' slide

Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.

The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.

The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.

At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.

Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.

Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.

Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!

by Richard13510 March 20, 2008

Cha Cha Slide

When you slide the crotch of a girls underwear to the side so you can get to her cha cha

We didnt have time to get naked so I went with the cha cha slide to get it in

by Matteo P. November 13, 2011

both sides of the mouth

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced

"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

by sauerpower June 11, 2006

Crack Slide

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.

I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!

by CamelTap January 3, 2008

Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.

I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?

by MudslideMan November 12, 2019

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.

Just like titty fucking.

by reddog October 23, 2004