shardon

1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway

Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon

by niggy123321 June 6, 2017

shard

meth ice rock frozen

have you seen old mate nah last time I saw him he was on the shard hard in some ice den sucking on his sweat puff pippy getting treated like a ice clown

by Ice shard March 27, 2019

ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.

Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...

by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020

Shadds

A word used to describe something that is really extreme. It could mean extremely cute, ugly, annoying, fat, etc. depending on the context.

That girl's hair is really shadds today.

by Eva&Allison April 8, 2006

San Jose Sharks

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.

Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast

by Juliejonas February 9, 2010

Shardlow

The best village in the hole of England, People would travel for miles to see it. It is well better than long eaton and sawley.

Person 1: Yo man lets go to L.E
Person 2: nar man lets just cotch here in shardlow it is well better.

by Kieran shardlow mitch January 1, 2008

PURE SHARD

PURE METH, ONE PIECE, NO CUTTING AGENT.

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009