Samuel-Jacksionary

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.

Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god

by infamouskilljoy March 11, 2009

Smeeling

The act of 1 person only smelling, while the other person only feels, to determine what an object is.

We are smeeling a license plate covered in egg salad.

by Elicon February 11, 2015

samuel chen

a fatass that can roll around like a wheel

damn u wanna take the samuel chen to manhattan tomorrow

by jonathan is short March 28, 2019

Samuel geoghegan

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

samuel geoghegan is a paigon

by smolbeanJ&bigbeanR July 9, 2019

samuel sacco

someone who sucks heaps of dick in burwood bathrooms and gives other people shit because he thinks they are gay when they aren’t but in reality, “sacco” is gay

a samuel sacco is also someone who won’t do shit to anyone as they appear to be very hard

diesel: “where did samuel sacco go?”
charbel: “probably sucking someone off in burwood toilets”

by ikwhereyalive November 14, 2019

Samuel Slater Middle School

A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽

Friend: Hey what school you go to
Me: Samuel Slater Middle School
Friend: Damn that’s tufff

by slaterkid—101 December 1, 2019

Samuel Kim

The best person who ever lived, except Jebus

Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!

by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020