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Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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come back swinging

When someone pushes you down, but you push back and, against all odds, thrive and show them that you're still strong and maybe even better than before. Also, from a Kelly Clarkson song :D
"You didn't think that I'd come back, I come back swingin" -Stronger by Kelly Clarkson ~ "I'm not gonna let them get the better of me, I'm gonna come back swinging and show them they can't break me."
by farrahthecoolkid March 13, 2022
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dick swinging

is when a male gets naked
"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"
by dickswingin March 25, 2020
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jaw swinging

When dat honey so damn fly yo jaw drop like a skrillex song.
When you first saw Kate Upton all that could describe you was jaw swinging.
by Fly Walrus April 24, 2014
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GAME Swinging

The modern, 20-somethings version of a ‘swingers party’ but with video games. Guys play games and girls get all slutty with them. Then when the dude is sick of the game or the chick he swaps with another dude. Hopefully he scores.
I’m bored of this game… let’s throw a Game Swinging night so we can get some new games and some new chicks.
by Daisy do-little December 4, 2011
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lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.
so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.
by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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