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Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object
Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!
by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021
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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down
basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”
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I hope you trip up the stairs

When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."
Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"
by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022
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Stairs

best friend I've ever had
yo yk stairs? bro he's so cool
by most sane genshit fan November 3, 2022
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Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day

March 24: You yeet yourself body down the stairs for no god damm reason. It's abbreviation is YYDTSD
It's Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day, so get to the top of the stairs and just jump.
by I probably write memes November 13, 2022
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