Starbots

Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.

Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.

Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!

Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.

by nearly civilized October 17, 2010

Starboozle

A slang for coffee and drinks from Starbucks that may or may not include alcohol. It emphasizes on the additive aspect of "Starbucks" drinks similar to the addictive properties of alcohol.

Derived from the merge of the famous coffee brand "Starbucks" with the slang "Booze" for hard liquor.

OMG! I'm totally feening some Starboozle right now.
Let's hit up Starbucks on the way!

by trd528 September 23, 2011

starbonicks

How Starbucks baristas spell your name on your cup.

"The Starbucks barista's starbonicks were on fleek when he wrote, 'kreg', on my cup, "said Craig.

by clubnobbie August 20, 2015

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Stibbo

A stabbing device made from splintered wooden chop sticks.

Let's get Chinese, if it sucks I'll just made a stibbo and stab the fuck out of the next delivery boy.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Starbo

Used to define a person with an extreme obsession with David Bowie to the point where just using obsession is an understatement.

Person 1: Have you talked to Amy lately?
Person 2: Hell no, all she ever talks about is David Bowie.
Person 1: Yeah she's such a starbo.

by Risingtigerking November 29, 2020

stabbystabbygenji

A person who is fucking amazing caring and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to.

random person :“Hey, I'm feeling down.”
Stabbystabbygenii: “What's up?”
random person: * explains what's wrong*
stabbystabbygenji: *helps them the best way possible*

by ꧁Nikツ❥꧂ February 1, 2021