woody in my sweats

a boner in the sweat pants

at least its comfortable

by cock smack May 11, 2003

Smeits

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

sweatshirt

An item of your boyfriends or fwb that girls constantly steal because it smells like them and it reminds them of the guy when they are apart. Usually, the girl gives the guy her scrunchie after she gets his sweatshirt. PSA: Guys when you give you girl your sweatshirt leave her a note in the pocket

Michelle: I got my mans sweatshirt and I'm happy asf
Corbyn: I got my bbg scrunchie

by WHAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA July 8, 2019

Sweatshirt

Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.

He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!

by MagicDonJuan November 21, 2003

sweatsticles

having sweaty testicles

i'm gonna tea-bag you with my sweatsticles

by mike roche October 10, 2006

Smeated

The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!

by That's Baloney May 27, 2019

drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.

How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.

by nyaaron September 12, 2010