shartgasm

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

by axi693 July 25, 2015

Drop the Sharpie

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

Sharent

Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.

OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.

by zeitguy December 12, 2012

Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

shartup

A shitty tech startup.

"Where do you work?"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"

by otterdammerung March 18, 2015

SHARKEISHA NO!

A plead of someone who don't wanna get there ass kicked!

Don't kick her sharkeisha... SHARKEISHA NO!!

by Bunnyboo123 April 27, 2015

shartah

beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.

shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.

by thereal11 December 22, 2016