Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023

scorpion clan

Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.

The ninja meerkats will NinjaBoom, all over your face, because they are the scorpion clan!

by BekklySoup December 18, 2017

Scorpion

A pitch in baseball where you hold the ball with your middle and ring finger and lift up your pinky like a scorpions tail

Did you see Parker’s scorpion it’s nasty!

by The fucking god of baseball June 8, 2018

Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.

“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.

hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you

by littleBasini December 13, 2012

Scorpion

“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.

Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.

Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.

by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020

Scorpion deep throat

When a female eats a dick and the ball sack all the way down her throat until she gagging and vomiting on his dick.

My man said "hit me w/that scorpion deep throat. I placed his huge dick inside my mouth while making sure to be able to gently reach down my throat. When I got to the bottom of his penis I added in his balls until I gagged and even vomited on his penis. It made me hot, horny, and hungry for more.

by @hottieonwheelz November 13, 2021