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scratter

A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...

... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).
"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"

"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"
by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008
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Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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scatterbrained

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.
I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!
by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004
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Scatterlogical

In no particular order, in random sequence.
The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order
by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012
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Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.
There he goes satterfielding again!
by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011
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twat swatter

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.
Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!
by Dane <3 May 24, 2009
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