retard determination

Solving something or doing things with a brute force style due to lack of understanding, that otherwise could have been done in a more educated and methodical manner.

Bob, not knowing the underlying rules of Minesweeper still managed to solve it after several attempts thanks to his retard determination.

by TheSatan April 14, 2009

gender retarded

a person who is retarded in genders

"did you hear about that gender retarded freak named zoey"

by Melon_fox December 2, 2020

let's get retarded

A popular slang reference to getting really messed up on alcohol or drugs in order to free the spirit and drop the inhibitions. Often refers to drink and cannabis, used in a party-setting with accompanying music. Incidentally, the Black Eyed Peas have popularized this term with their song, "Let's Get Retarded." see also, "get stupid."

"Dude, let's go over to Sally's house and get retarded."
"As soon as we get to the party, let's get retarded."

by Paladin144 November 4, 2003

retardathon

A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.

I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.

by Scottee Mac September 10, 2005

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

retard apostrophes

When people use ` instead of '. Very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Jane: "don`t hesitate to IM me. i <3 random IM`s. my sn is a tokyo PRiNCESS. don`t ask about the tokyo thing. as you can so obviously tell, i`m not asian."

by Nigga November 20, 2004