riding the magic bus

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.

When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 19, 2004

riding dirty

Driving while possessing or doing something that the police COULD arrest you for. This does not necessarily mean running drugs or getting caught though.

My niggas was all riding dirty wit their tec-9s, but only half of them got busted by the po po.

by agentsteve January 2, 2009

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

Riding Hard

To drive a car at high speeds,aggressively usually in heavy traffic.

I was riding hard in the S63 AMG down the NJ turnpike yesterday.

by Da Mastor March 26, 2010

riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

by lalalandhaha June 28, 2010

riding dirty

To partake in the act of smuggling or trafficking narcotics

we wre riding dirty tryin to make some cash real quick

"they see me rolling, they hating, patroling and tryint to catch me ridin' dirty" in Ridin' by Chamillionaire

by sec_8 May 6, 2006

Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003