Cool protein

A more sustainable whey (see what we did there?) to get your protein that helps lower global greenhouse gas emissions and ‘cool’ the planet - by choosing alternatives like insects, algae and indigenous plants (like freshwater lentil or duckweed).

Yo, I’ll take a scoop of cool protein in my smoothie instead of whey.

by the riles you know December 28, 2019

add protein

A man cumming inside his sex partner during sex.
Referring to adding protein a beverage like a shake or smoothie.
The male egaculate is sometimes referred to in slang as being protein.

I'm about to cum baby. Do you want me to add protein to your body?

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

Ass Protein Powder

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down

Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

Get the protein out the provolone

1. Reap the benefits of the situation.

Person 1: Cody said he'd pay me double for my stereo.

Person 2: Get the protein out the provolone!

by xtehWalrusx December 30, 2011

Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.

"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".

by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019

Protein Punch

When you cum in a girls mouth who won't swallow and then you punch the back of her neck to get the deed done.

Misty wouldn't swallow so I Protein Punched her and now she says its delicious!!!

by tgiles247 October 26, 2011

Proties

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.

by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018