Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Fun-a-phobe

Someone that is allergic to fun and is unwilling to try new things.

Shelly is a fun-a-phobe and will not take any risks or do anything out of the ordinary. What a bore!

by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007

Prob

Short form for Probably. While saying it, you nod your head yes.

Dude #1: Are you goin out tonight?
Dude #2: Prob. (nodding yes)

by JulyButterfly November 20, 2004

probabibalizing

the act of probabibiling

Henry was in the act of probabibalizing his next move.

by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008

Probable Cause

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person have done something wrong (you believe have).

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.

If your family and your baby mama/baby daddy have been spending too much time without you, chances are, that's probable cause. (Referring to sentence 1.)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 30, 2004

prob

the word prob is a short word for the word problem,

guy1: hey dude... thanks allot,
guy2: no prob

by Dragonathan November 30, 2011

probation slut

A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.

Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"

Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."

by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010