Pretty Good

Not so good, around 80% complete of a good thing or a person

ash: how is your old ps2?
Me: it's still pretty good

by AsianSAGE October 16, 2014

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

pretty

Polite way of saying someone is "beautiful,gorgeous,lovely fantastic,hot,sexy"

Someone who looks facially stunning up close.

Dude, that new girl you met, she's got such a pretty face!

by snowflakels373737 December 30, 2011

Pretty Girl Smell

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

by Scheherazade June 23, 2009

Pretty Little Pony Protection

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

by Desirebros June 14, 2010

Pretty Bitch Broke

A word that defines us pretty ladies who can't stop shopping and even though we have no money.

Created by meghanrosette/istalkmeghan of youtube.com

Girl 1: Wanna go shopping?
Girl 2: You know we're both pretty bitch broke!
Girl 1: And you're point is...

by laurarella October 16, 2011

Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.

You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!

by That 80's Kid! May 16, 2016