pre-game plop

Taking a poo before going out to a party.

Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."

Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"

(Alli walks out from the bathroom)

Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.

I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.

by Kiete February 29, 2012

Pre-prepared

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.

"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."

by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012

Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

pre calculus

a TOTAL waste of time and effort

Person 1: You take pre calculus?
Person 2: Yeah, it's mad hard

by PolandSprings00 June 12, 2019

pre-drink

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.

Are you going to Paddy Connolly's tonite? Yea but we are going to pre-drink at Dave's.

Before Johnny went to the dance he pre-drank a mickey at Paul's house.

by Dougan Hagen December 24, 2008