Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011
Get the Armadillo in my prayer garden mug.Spreading the message of the love of Christ by staking out gay bars, and apparently, receiving prostate massages from the newly converted. See also cruising.
"Steady streams of miracles seem to accompany prayerwalking, and it's not difficult to figure out why," says Ted Haggard.
Steady streams, indeed.
Steady streams, indeed.
by blueball November 9, 2008
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If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
Amen.
by CCNeb December 2, 2021
Get the A Prayer mug.A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
by J_Marco_Medi August 11, 2009
Get the prayer rock mug.A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.
The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.
Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.
Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!
Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.
Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!
by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007
Get the Quaker Prayer Meeting mug.Use this word when something very unlikely happens, or if somebody does something completely stupid but somehow in the end it works out for them
If some kid turns around in a kids face and just throws the ball in the air, you can just scream PRAYER!
In math class if you get called on for a problem, and you aren't paying attention, and you just say a random number and get it correct, you and your friends can all look at eachother and say PRAYER!
In math class if you get called on for a problem, and you aren't paying attention, and you just say a random number and get it correct, you and your friends can all look at eachother and say PRAYER!
by JG IS RIPPIN March 7, 2011
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