Platonic Irony

n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)

Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica


Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.


see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.

"That was some platonic irony."

by FelixTheCatt July 11, 2008

Platonic soulmate day

The day to celebrate your platonic soulmate!

Person A:hey happy platonic soulmate day

Person B:no way dawg thanks so much I love you platonic soulmate

by Your mums a cunt June 08, 2021

platonic with a capital P

A statement of Robin Buckley from stranger things, season 4 on Netflix

“Steve and I are just friends. Like platonic with a capital P”

by strangerthingsfan10176 July 21, 2022

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects

"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

by meme cubed April 25, 2016

Platonically Making Out

The act of kissing and/or making out with a friend you trust, hence the platonic part.

Person 1: Hey you wanna kiss? Maybe make out? Gimme kiss? Kiss me?
Person 2: I don't know why we aren't platonically making out every day

by jjournall October 30, 2021

Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021