pewis

Slang for a penis. Male erectile organ, a bit smaller than "normal" size.

He slipped his pewis into her slit without allowing her to see its size.

by Linus Larrabee January 21, 2022

pewis

a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"

She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.

by Sengert Seovat January 21, 2022

Petito’d

When one sustains physical violence from their spouse or significant other while on a mobile vacation (namely van-lifing)

I was on vacation with my boyfriend and was scared I was going to get petito’d.

by Harpbru February 5, 2022

pawit limpasuthum

Walking dictionary, some kind of genius that's porch got addicted to

you so fucking pawit limpasuthum

by urfriendlypedo February 16, 2022

Penitary

Place of imprisonment for criminals, shorten term for penitentiary.

I'd rather do 10 in the penitary than eat 2 buckets of cow shit.

by MoB NaaN March 23, 2022

pedito

Mexican Spanish for: A small fart

Juanito: *toot*
Carlos: ¿Que fue eso? (What was that)?
Juanito: A pues me eche un pedito. (Oh, I just did a small fart).

by brandt63 March 23, 2022

Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022