When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 14, 2023
Get the Peruvian Scooby Snacks mug.Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
by chode_deep September 1, 2013
Get the Peruvian Facelift mug.When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug.Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Peruvian Sunglasses mug.When a college age white girl travels to any Latin American developing country on a "white savior" trip and ends up getting double-teamed by two local guys, but claims it was a crucial part of the cultural experience and swears up and down forever after that it was the greatest romantic experience of her life.
After college Becki told all her parents that she was traveling to Ecuador to paint orphans. But she really only wanted to meet 2 nice Ecuardian (A -cor - di -an )men to discover the secret of the Peruvian Oreo. After passing AP Spanish in college she knew she was ready.
by ahdonttouchthat January 3, 2019
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I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug.The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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