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tour of paradise

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages
i did a tour of paradise with lindsay
by The king Friday September 5, 2013
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cheeseburger in paradise

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.
The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.
by Donnie xzibit 2 November 21, 2006
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Parasite

by Matt W. April 3, 2004
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Anal Fhloston Paradise

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.
When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.
by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008
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Parasite

A vato who ain’t down with la raza.
Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”
by I’m From Here May 2, 2020
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Paradise PD

One of the worst show ever made. It’s so fucking unfunny. It is painful to watch. Hell is Paradise PD on eternal loop. Death is a preferable option than watching Paradise PD. I think their “fanbase” is either a elaborate joke or masochists who want pain inflicted on them. It’s abysmal times 1 million. If god existed, he would have not let this show exist so there wouldn’t be this shitty ass show.
*Paradise PD turns on*
Any reasonable human being: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 25, 2022
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Academic Parasite

An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
That girl is such an academic parasite, don't tell her anything.
by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010
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