Flappy Paddle Gearbox

Yet another term for a female vagina

Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'

Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'

Bob , 'Noice'

by Zigatron5000 August 17, 2010

PaddleHeads

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

by xx406xx November 4, 2019

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018

paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

padding

1. The blank leaves added at the end of a thin publication so as to form a volume with sufficient thickness to be rounded and backed and/or to be lettered on the spine. Unfortunately, the paper used for this purpose is usually of an inferior quality, and becomes embrittled and transfers its acidity to the leaves of the publication. Also called "filler," or "filling." 2. A method of securing ruled, printed or blank leaves by the application of a padding compound, and sometimes a cloth or other reinforcing liner, to one edge (frequently the top) of the sheets which have been jogged even on the binding edge and placed under pressure. Special padding troughs, clamps and presses are used to facilitate padding large quantities at one time. See also: PAD COUNTER (2) ;PADDING COMPOUND . 3. A method of applying dyestuff to the grain surface of a leather or tawed skin, particularly the latter, in cases where it is not feasible to immerse the skins in the dyestuff liquor because of the increased fullness and decreased stretch which will result from such immersion.

by VAKI5 November 2, 2003

plastic paddy

People from countries other than Ireland who claim to Irish even though its really just their great great great great great great great great nan was. They then make account names like "sxc irish gurl" even though they're purely american. for example.

"kiss me im IRISH"

"but your from Florida"

"She's just a plastic paddy"

by Egotistic April 10, 2006

Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.

-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"

by Paw Lee March 15, 2012