paddywhack
paddywhack by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009
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Paddywhack
Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.
Paddywhack by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
paddywhack
a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.
"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"
"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"
"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"
"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"
paddywhack by bentpin April 25, 2016
Paddywhack
The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.
that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.
i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.
i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.
Paddywhack by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
zip zap paddywhack
To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.
zip zap paddywhack by KirkG February 21, 2008
zip zap paddywhack
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"
"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"
"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
zip zap paddywhack by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008
padywack
A Says: "That girls a padywack"
B Says: "A Patywack?"
A Says: "Yeah, she's so hot, she could give a dog a bone"
B Says: "A Patywack?"
A Says: "Yeah, she's so hot, she could give a dog a bone"
padywack by Adam Galinski June 24, 2006
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