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Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
by Beckerman May 14, 2010
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Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
by jredman April 19, 2017
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Maria-Pipeline

The Maria pipeline is a pipeline or rabbit hole that Twitter and Tumbler users might enter after excessive usage of said platforms. In a bid to fit into the community the person in question will do a complete identity shift, sexuality shift and even (in extreme cases) gender shift. The Maria-Pipeline phenomenon is named after the Norwegian celebrity Maria, who is known for going through the pipeline and spreading awareness of it.
Ooh man, She/He really fell deep into the Maria-Pipeline, it's a completely different person now!
by Gud 2 May 27, 2021
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Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
by TheRealKira January 24, 2015
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Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.
I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.
by Whoreton March 17, 2010
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Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.
by Take-One August 1, 2012
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laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.
by William Waldrep June 9, 2005
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