Pantoshitomania

Everytime you're getting ready to go somewhere important and you finally put on your pant or buckled your belt BOOM, you feel like taking a crap.
Doesnt matter if you had a crap 10 minutes ago or a day ago, pantoshitomania strikes whenever you're finally ready to go somewhere.

Situation : A test in 15 minutes, an appointment you cant miss, a date, or anything you're late for.
Conditions : Well ironed clothes, belt.
Nothing else matters.
pantoshitomania will strike

by Agassi April 17, 2010

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011

pasto pelu

hairy in spanish, bush

Damn, she has a pasto pelu.

by Watombo February 2, 2009

Partouza

The Greek term for gangbang or threesome

Popular word. Dirty buggers.

"Ela, pame partouza!"
"You want partouza?"

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

tacos al pastor

God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.

The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.

by Luis Gasca May 25, 2006

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

pantomime

communication only by gestures or facial expressions, no words.

You can see several people use pantomime in other foreign countries.

by jerseywonton February 29, 2004