nickel package

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The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL

by AmyBlock April 15, 2008

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Pussy Package

1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.

2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.

1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."

2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"

by Raysten August 19, 2009

Rear Package Slam

Striking or kicking a man in the testicles from behind.

That guy was such a jerk, so I snuck up behind him and delivered a Rear Package Slam

by NicktheDick July 4, 2012

friend package

What the girl gets when they don’t wanna be your gf.

Jocelyn: stay up past 12
Me: no that’s only part of the bf package you got the friend package goodnight

by Nogger$inmybutt June 27, 2019

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021

Overnight Dart Package

A small package containing cigarettes to be given to one who is leaving home for the evening but wishes to bum the cigs he/she would have bummed off you had they remained at your house.

Hey bro, can I grab an Overnight Dart Package?

Is it cool if I steal an ODP from you?

I'm here for an overnight dart package.

I don't have a job, but feel I am deserving of your cigarettes, Can ya toss me an Overnight Dart Package?

by carl winslows chest hair February 2, 2010