rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

by dr o z January 11, 2005

Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.

LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"

by LD July 7, 2004

air force ones

Overpriced shoes made by childern in sweatshops in third world countries.
The popularity of the shoe has risen ever since a focus marketing group used product placement in a "song" by some St. Louis raptard who covers up a big herpes sore with an adhesive bandage.

Y'all wiggaz best sell mo' rocks so u can get yoself some air force ones.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 11, 2003

Catch my ones

A phrase used mostly by white kids that think their ghetto or tough but are realy just dumb hypebeasts who wanna fight you to be tough normally they would say catch my hands or run my fade but some will say catch my ones now the defamation is fist fighting so ones as in fists so the person who says that is basically saying catch my ones(fists) so if they say that beat that dumb fuckers ass nigga

(White poser)-hey catch my ones boy

(Normal ass kid)-no lol
(White poser)cmon catch my ones you little pussy

(Normal ass kid)-shit the fuck up bruh you sound stupid

(White poser)-~charges at normal ass kid
(Normal ass kid)-~beats white posers ass

by Fuck them posers666 December 14, 2018

Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.

Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)

by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022

bang the ones

fighting in any form

yo lets bang the ones you punk bitch

by eweffkhrrg December 24, 2008