That's not funny

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

by Zenguin March 15, 2017

Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021

That’s not goin anywhere

What a man, typically a middle aged white man, will almost always say whilst strapping something into/onto the back of his truck.

Man: *buckeling down motor bike into bed of truck*
Anyone around: *silence*
Man slapping roof of truck: That’s not goin anywhere

by Big_Dick_Devin February 8, 2019

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

that’s not my bag

An informal, often British way of saying “that’s not really my thing”. Thought to be derived from the cult movie series “Austin Powers”

Officer: One Swedish penis enlarging pump for a mr Austin Powers
Austin: that’s not my bag baby

by TheConmanCometh June 6, 2018

mans that’s not my mans

Man that is not yet officially your man, but all the bitches/putas/hoes know he’s cuffed

Me *in bed looking at mans that’s not my mans insta* he better not be looking at shawnda’s ratchet ass finsta posts ~smh~

by Eat her good June 11, 2018

Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015