alt.nerd.obsessive

(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")

Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.

1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.

2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.

3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.

- Example One:

Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"

Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."

- Example Two:

Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"

Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."

by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010

nerd-on

1. Unnecessarily large excitement over technology/science/anything about which one is a nerd. The mental equivalent of hardon, hard-on
2. A hard-on caused by a new piece of technology

'That new network router has given me a total nerd-on'

'I'm getting such a nerd-on reading about that 14th century architectural movement'

Geek 1: Oh man, this new cooling system has just given me a ten percent boost on 3Dmark.
Geek 2: Stop, You're giving me a nerd-on

by clareds March 18, 2005

Early Nerd Special

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Nerdcentage

Combination of nerd and percentage. Represents the individual's nerd rating.

Pete: I wish I could lose my memory of Star Wars so I could watch it again like it was the first time!

Neils: Your Nerdcentage just went up two points moron

by neilsonz January 12, 2009

nerd candy

the really smart semi attractive guy/girl that all the nerd like.

All the people on the debate team likes Alexa, what a nerd candy.

by George, Paul December 17, 2008

ghetto nerd girl

A girl who's living a double life. She's hood at home, but stuck in the books at school. People are intimidated by her and she has trouble finding a clique she fits into. She is strong and true to herself.

She likes to smoke weed and hang out in the street, but you'd never know she's smart as hell. She's def a ghetto nerd girl.

by lilsallitachic August 26, 2013

Fake Nerd

A Fake-Ass person who has seen shows like "Big Bang Theory" (or to a lesser extent "Twilight") and have mixed in the Modern Hipster culture and styles of wearing Fake "Ray-Bans" and 80's style clothes. They have played some kind of Popular video game such as "Call of Duty, Madden/Fifa or a singing/music game" and think that they are also "Gamers" They claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or Hang out with similarly minded individuals. They are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. They are also the same people who make fun of people for playing Xbox or PS3 too much, or play World Of Warcraft in their spare time. Real Nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them.

(Via Facebook) Fake Nerd 1: Round the Boyfriends playing CoD, then we are gonna watch star wars.

Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were

by smish34 October 4, 2011