money

the only reason your girlfriend is with you

the money in your bank statement is probably zero

by virginslayer6969 May 12, 2021

money

a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap

you do not need money

by the litest person evaa December 10, 2017

money

In reference to something that is impressive, awe inspiring.

That chick has a dumpy ass, but her friend's ass is "money!"

by Big-Dog and Biskey January 27, 2005

the money

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.

Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"

by Nick D April 27, 2003

money

A piece of paper or metal that is usually signed by a government's treasurer, stating that everyone is currently under the delusion that you have wealth. In fact, the piece of cotton used to represent how much gold a country had, but then Richard Nixon decided that it was not his cup of tea. Due to 1 cent coins in the Canada (where they have since been abolished) and the US costing 1.6 cents to stamp, owning a lot of pennies makes you more wealthy than society believes you are.

Canada's money is the only currency that has a value: it is made from polymer, a petrolium-derived plastic.

by Placowepuss May 24, 2013

money

What makes the world go round

money is what makes the world go round

by HarroI'mDahAsian December 29, 2012

that's money

A dumb, but awesome way of saying: That's cool!

Jane: Hey I have a lollipop!
Bobby: That's money!
Jane: -_-

by Melanie the Meanie November 13, 2010