Molesto Joe

A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.

Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!

by Olivia Mae September 23, 2008

molexting

Mol-ext-ing
To send multiple text messages and or photos to someone’s mobile device or computer without their consent.

I turned my phone on this morning and found 30 text messages from a girl I met last night. She molexting me over my cell phone.

by pacman75 August 6, 2009

Molest

The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.

The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.

by FurFur October 12, 2009

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestation

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

by Satchelface May 6, 2013

molestache

A horrible grow of hair on the upper lip halfway between peach fuzz and a mustache. This frighting facial hair is often grow on the lip of a teenage boy either trying to look manly or simply refusing to shave. Can also appear on the face of an old woman.

Oh look at Jim he really needs to shave he is getting a molestache.

by psizzle93 January 31, 2009

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010