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child molestation

Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.

For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.

There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.

Molestation 

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence
Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis
Molestation by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.
Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

molestation wagon 

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.
Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.
molestation wagon by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

molestation defense 

An updated version of the twinkie defense.

When the suspect in a criminal case uses the accusation that a close friend or relative violated them or fondled them as part of their defense, typically as a way to avoid taking responsibility for what they did. Most notably used in the Casey Anthony and Diane Downs cases, in which young mothers who killed their children accused their fathers of touching them inappropriately (even though this was irrelevant to the cases at hand and most likely completely false, as both women are pathological liars).
The intent of the molestation defense is to pander to the sympathy of jurors and media, to distract from the point of the case, and to escape taking responsibility.
Most of the time, the molestation defense is a cheap defense and a way for the suspect to excuse their crime; most victims of rape or incest do not kill, rape, steal, or commit other crimes, which should make anybody following a serious criminal case very wary about such accusations.

Casey Anthony, for one, has proven herself a sociopath by how willing that she is to accuse her father of a serious offense to save her own arse; this from the same woman who partied and whored it up in the month before her daughter was found.
molestation defense by Lorelili August 3, 2011

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.
Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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