Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails
OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!
by applelover24011 February 06, 2018
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An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
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used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.
You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.
by showerpee-r October 29, 2015
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A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!
Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!
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His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.
This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁
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Mike is usually known to be a jerk. He especially likes to get in there mess things up and make his way out. Mike is often know to drive cars like Honda Civics to make up for lacking in other areas. Mike usually thinks he is the most amazing person in the world. Most people know to stay away from Mike. Mike is also know for being a douche bag.
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Mike is very thicccc
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