Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!

Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!

by The Specimen T03 May 8, 2018

Mike

used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.

You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.

by showerpee-r December 27, 2015

Mike

Mike is usually known to be a jerk. He especially likes to get in there mess things up and make his way out. Mike is often know to drive cars like Honda Civics to make up for lacking in other areas. Mike usually thinks he is the most amazing person in the world. Most people know to stay away from Mike. Mike is also know for being a douche bag.

Look at that jerk Mike.

by Jdub2006 October 4, 2016

Mike

His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.

This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁

by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019

Mike

Mastadon,mastadons usually have dark greasy hair and sometimes leave mastadon dropping around the house

Mike the mastadon shit in the house

by Cwthethird August 12, 2018