Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011

Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

Mossberg

Company who produces fine weapons, specializing in shotguns.

Alex: I feel sorry for the guy who breaks into my house
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.

by Alex Hatchock July 19, 2005

Randy Moss

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

by J. Willis March 27, 2008

mossie

(Australian Slang)

A Mosquito.

pl. 'mossies'

"What's up jake?"
"I just got bitten by a mossie."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

by OOGIDIBA February 22, 2009