Sticky Mitch

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty

My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way

by todMcFee March 8, 2011

Mitchell Davis

amazing, hot, cute, hilarious, would tottally tap that kind of guy. you just want to jump right through the computer screen and give him a giant bear hug for just being so darn adorable.

OMG did you see Mitchell daviss new video??
yeah girl, he be lookin fine.

by caddaay February 27, 2009

Mitchelli

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

Mitchell

The supreme god
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it

This is so Mitchell

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Mitchelled

The act of having your day (or life) totally wrecked by another person (especially Mitchells)

Jeremy: "Hey I heard that Mitchell shat on your rug."

Todd: Yeah he fucking mitchelled me

by ihatemitchell69420 December 11, 2020

mitchek

Mitchek is a word to describe people who purge chats for no absolute reason. People only use this word inside social media platforms (e.g Discord). Even if they have no access to purge any chat they'll think about a way to try purge any chat whenever they feel like it.

Person 1: Oh hey there!
Person 2: Hello! have you heard of the new mitchek around here?
Person 1: I certainly had, we should be more careful when talking to him.

by TheJoeOfTheBrim February 7, 2021

Mitcha

A mostly European child who fails their tests and has a bunch of cats in their house at all times. Mitcha hates to do chores and loves their phone and video games. Mitcha also happens to be extremely strong and sexy - they work out 7 times a week.

You own a lot of cats? Well, then you must be a Mitcha.

by C0ck5u(k3r February 3, 2022