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perpetual lotion 

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.
I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

Jack Lotion 

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .
I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...
Jack Lotion by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021

Motion lotion

A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"

"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
Motion lotion by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

oily lotion 

oily lotion is just another word for oli london, the scariest british man/woman/what out there. thinks he looks like jimin. thinks he's korean. married to a cardboard cutout. you dont wanna know. he looks like a failed abortion.

synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.

oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"

this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
studies show that 98.5 percent of the worlds population suffer from olilondonphobia, the fear of oli london. the defenition of oli london is simply /e laughs scries screams throws self against the wall. oily lotion, oli london, they sound and look the same
oily lotion by soRa sucks November 27, 2022

Austin Lotion 

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma
Austin Lotion by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Emotional Lotion 

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.
Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."